Truffles
A swaggering, overbearing,
tin-plated dictator
with delusions of godhood,
see you later
Truffles - viewing figures
scraping the barnacles
off Bill’s bottom,
with banal lo-fi hi-jinks -
don’t kid yourself, pal, the Devil’s bored
gets to thinking up yours,
Pantheon of Discord -
I’m locking the piano’s lid, you fraud:
back, back – the time of the Osirans
is long past
because this time round
the scripts were trash,
here’s a horrid thing
hear the song I sing
of Mr Ring a Ding Ding
no one’s watching –
there’s a tavern in the town (in the town),
where horrid hacks hung around
shipping slash fiction,
Spock/Kirk, 60 years too late,
seven writing fake Blakes –
ideas that were well past
their sell-by date like –
here's one, Ron, Oo I could crush a grape,
servicing black gay mates
rocking kilts down the disco –
because, Doctor, they let you go
butchered butchers’ hooks
and took delight
in setting alight
some other hard-working chap’s farts
because the past has been bottled
and labelled with art.


