Standoff
Anyone can be a teacher,
she loudly proclaimed, o'er land and sea.
That settled it with a jot of sneer,
dashed
and he’s reflected in a
shattered mirror
as fragments of
Backing up a little here -
that morning he’s back
from running charitable
chores,
behind the wheel, uninsured,
pulls up the handbrake, a pause,
scowls paper-darts running
100 metre sprints,
eyes narrow-gauged, blink –
this tradesman’s van, fronts
him in bluff
and Mexican stand off.
I recognized it instantly.
putting weight on the adverb
–
some bearded cretin
come to measure up your new kitchen.
Now, nether vehicle is into
giving an inch,
the canary that cavorts with
the finch
and the barkeep slides
another drink
down the formica top,
that’s impersonating Cornish
rock.
Mugs framed in thumb-smear
windshields,
neither of these is going to
yield,
that face opposing his, taut
as wire
in burning bush of the most
implacable fire,
raises his hands to signal
exasperation,
whilst grim perspiration,
seeps and pours in icicle drops
of fixation.
And then – Mr Van - tired of
the rally,
longest of the match yet,
sagged nonverbally
hit a forehand into the net,
swerved past, disappeared
from view,
left the parking spaces,
withdrew,
medical timeout, it seems - but
he’ll best you yet,
this is only the second set.
They meet upon the stairs,
a man who sold the world, a
man who taught -
syllables in both throats catch pharyngitis,
a dose of flu or
coronavirus,
and if octobass could talk
it would sound like this.
Still, he’s measured up,
she’s made a choice,
gives years of hesitation a
voice,
agrees to a consultation, his
place
at three and will you come with me?
His negative response -
predictable as ever,
Doctor - because he never
takes any interest in
important decisions,
treats kitchen fitters with
derision
and, after all, anybody can
be a teacher.
He might have taught her
the history of
epilogues of a mirror’s
shattered shards
bringing it all back home
to deserts sands, where life
inspired
men to master their own fate,
and the fault lies not in
the stars.
Three hours later, that
student returns,
red raw with burning
steaming through the portal
like crushed glass
up the neck with appliances,
acute angles, obtuse domestic
sciences
unpacking learning from her
phone,
to sit in dream kitchens
alone.